披薩成了健康食品

????好吧,，其實，國會只是裁定蕃茄醬屬于健康蔬菜,，但是這對公眾沒什么兩樣,，人們已經(jīng)認定披薩就是蔬菜。國會的裁決認為蕃茄醬具有營養(yǎng)價值——八分之一杯的蕃茄醬與半杯蔬菜的營養(yǎng)價值相同——當然,，這對我們對抗困擾全美,、威脅人們健康的肥胖癥沒什么幫助。但是,，如果真的有世界末日,，我們不妨做個飽死鬼。

Pizza is a vegetable

????Okay, sure, it's really that Congress merely upheld a ruling about tomato paste, but that hasn't made a difference to the general public, which has decided that pizza is now a vegetable. The ruling credits tomato paste with having nutritional value-- one eighth of a cup has as much value as a half-cup of veggies--which certainly won't help us reverse the obesity epidemic plaguing our country's people. But hey, if the world might be ending, we may as well pig out.